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Total Property Management Group Ground Crew Members & Leads in PLAINWELL, Michigan
*Calling All Weed Warriors! Is your spirit one with the soil? Do you dream of vanquishing villainous weeds and transforming tired landscapes into green havens? *
Then ditch the disco stick and sharpen your spading fork, because we need Grounds Crew Members
in Plainwell, Michigan!
In this epic battle against botanical boredom, you'll be:
- A Weed Whacking Wonder (Crew Member): Master the art of weed removal, wielding your tools with precision and vanquishing every dandelion in sight.
- A Master of Mulch (Crew Member): Strategically spreading this landscaping hero to keep those pesky weeds at bay and create a picture-perfect landscape.
- The Picasso of Pruning (Crew Lead): You'll lead the charge, meticulously trimming hedges and ensuring every bush is a masterpiece (think less abstract expressionism, more manicured magnificence).
Bonus points if you:
- Can identify a rogue clover from a Kentucky bluegrass blade from a mile away (those leafy imposters don't stand a chance!).
- Enjoy working outdoors and getting a healthy dose of Vitamin D (bonus points for a killer tan).
- Have an unwavering dedication to detail and a "leave no weed unbattled" attitude.
The Spoils of War (because every soldier deserves a reward):
- Competitive pay based on experience: Crew members start $15-$18/hour, Team Leads $18-$22/hour - we value your skills!
- Full benefits package that kicks in fast: Medical, Dental, Vision, Life Insurance, AD&D, Short Term Disability, Paid Holidays, and a SIMPLE IRA with a 3% company match (because grown-up stuff matters).
- The satisfaction of witnessing a landscape transformation: You'll be the landscape architect turning tired properties into thriving green spaces.
- A fun and supportive work environment: We believe in teamwork, sweat, and the occasional epic water balloon fight to beat the summer heat.
- The chance to be your own hero (Crew Lead): You'll lead your crew to landscaping victory, which is pretty darn close to ruling your own green domain.
Ready to ditch the ordinary and become a legend in the world of weed removal. Apply Now!
P.S.
We won't expect you to wear camouflage, but a fierce dedication to a weed-free world is a definite plus.